Want to learn how to get what you REALLY WANT!
It all started here: http://www.hochun.ru – Then it became “The Secret Wish Maker” http://secretrussianwishmaker.com/
“The pitch was, get this secret russian maker printout doll, and use it to make your wishes come true.”
Then I went off and wrote my recent post about “hoshun is bullshit” and my mate Joe Vitale (Mr Fire), and…
Well, as you can imagine, I have received MEGATONS of emails. More than once, I was asked, “What do you THINK is the real secret, to getting what you want?”
Here goes.
The Real Secret to getting what you want by Mr. Twenty Twenty.
1. Take your hoshun doll and put it in a special place.
2. Take a sheet of paper (preferably recycled and soft) and write down your wish.
3. Cram it up hoshun’s ass.
4. Wash off your finger, and now go take action and do what it takes.
5. Form a mastermnd.
6. Continue to do what it takes.
7. Every now and a few thens, peek up hoshun’s ass for a reminder.
Any questions?
Mr. Twenty Twenty
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A Note to the Reader: The Great Hoshun Hoax has been going on FOR CENTURIES! It is the way of the UNNATURAL!
Nature is about PRODUCTION. Look around and notice. For example, the honey bee produces HONEY. He also POLLINATES flowers and PERPETUATES life for everyone and everything in the process of that production.
HOSHUN TOYS are NOT about production. It is my wish to encourage those who I respect, love and admire to produce and to not encourage any UN-NATURAL ways of life.
Toilet paper is a soft tissue paper product primarily used to maintain personal hygiene after human defecation or urination. It is typically sold as a long strip of perforated paper wrapped around a cardboard core, to be stored in a dispenser adjacent to a toilet. Most modern toilet paper in the developed world is designed to decompose in septic tanks, whereas some other bathroom and facial tissues are not. *
Note from MR TWenty TWenty: You need to adjust your meds mate.
I have no bloody idea what you are talking about but it sounds messy. The big question is this a religious movement or a new fetish? The second question is where can I get one. The third question is should it be toilet-tissue and recycled – that’s always got to me – recycled toilet tissue! Who is sad enough to collect it?
I could think of more questions and if that isn’t a sure sign of insanity what is?
Smiles
JonC