I savor lovely single malts while I smoke fine cigars…. I enjoy the taste of char broiled fat and flesh… What also “makes my day” is… The scent of a woman… The smell of my dog… The eager anticipation of “what’s next”… Mud between my toes…. Breathing heavy while my thighs burn – from being… Continue reading The Scent of a Woman
How to Ask Her Out on a date (Like a Man)
I decided…. I’m making a walking stick…. It’s ACTUALLY more like a WARRIOR’S STAFF…. I am making it from a Hawthorn Tree that I DECIDED cut down the other day…. Cutting down the Hawthorn made a MASSIVE DIFFERENCE in the garden…. Cutting down the Hawthorn made a MASSIVE DIFFERENCE in me…. The VERY MOMENT I felt… Continue reading How to Ask Her Out on a date (Like a Man)
I’m Wearing FAKE RayBans
Fake RayBans and The Real You..
Most Men Feel They Are Fucked….
Let’s face it….. Most men feel that they are FUCKED…. You can hear it in what they say, without speaking…. “I don’t have NEARLY enough money in the bank…” “… or in my wallet….” “We don’t spend enough time in the bedroom…” “… or in the backseat of the Buick…” (When is the last time… Continue reading Most Men Feel They Are Fucked….
Men are Sexual (And women are too…)
And I am not sorry about that… It’s fucking pathetic… …to me, when I see a man – sorry that he is a man, and that he is sexual. Hint: Apologizing for being a man… …for feely bad that you are sexually attracted… …or aroused… …or interested… …is a great way to both destroy humanity… Continue reading Men are Sexual (And women are too…)
How To Chat with a Gorgeous Woman and Have a Delightful Time….
I’m infinitely curious… …when I chat with a woman…. About who she is…. …. in this moment…. … with me… And who we get to be…. … as we dance… … to the melody we give life to… From what I can tell… …This is where babies come from…. …where adventures are born…. …and you… Continue reading How To Chat with a Gorgeous Woman and Have a Delightful Time….
Real Men Don’t Need Proof
“He just won’t shut the fuck up….” Here’s the reason why…. He needs proof…. He needs proof he exists…. So he won’t, “shut the fuck up”. Even though, he knows exactly what he’s gonna say, again. (And everyone else knows too. They are FAST ASLEEP.) Meanwhile…. A REALLY REAL MAN is captivating…. He’s captivating not… Continue reading Real Men Don’t Need Proof
REAL MEN Don’t Do Skinny Jeans
“I gotta get skinny….” I cringe when I hear “MEN” say shit like that….. Reminds me of the Weight Watchers meetings my Mom went to when I was a youngster…. “My goal is to fit into my SKINNY JEANS for Christmas….” Let’s be REALLY REAL…. REAL MEN AREN’T OBSESSED WITH GETTING SKINNY…. REAL MEN FOCUS… Continue reading REAL MEN Don’t Do Skinny Jeans
Real Men Aren’t Lame…
Welcome back…. Now, don’t be fucking lame…. We could end this article right there…. But let’s add some traction to it all…. RISK…. I walked up to the two hot chicks that had blown away the guy helping them pick a gift for some lucky fella, in the liquor store….. And I picked up a… Continue reading Real Men Aren’t Lame…
How To Be a Real Man! (or how to stop driving women nuts) – Part 1
To be a real man… First, you gotta be a man. Either you got the right BODY PART, or you don’t. That’s okay, that’s not the important PART. What matters more is, to be a REAL MAN… You gotta be REALLY REAL. And REALLY REAL is the part that is so rare, so uncommon, so… Continue reading How To Be a Real Man! (or how to stop driving women nuts) – Part 1